Random memories from dinner last night

Grandpa: "We are the Pi Phi's, the Pi Phi's are we/ We still have our virginity, oh-bull-shit"

Mom: "Remember Sodom and Gomorrah, vote for Bush"

Grandpa: "I've got a double bottle of champagne [cooks] from last year, so I thought I'd bring it along"

Dad: "In the last couple of months I've actually gotten much less hostile toward the Catholic church" Me: "You're Welcome"

Dad: "I'm the only man in here not smoking a cigar" Mel: "don't worry, it's not hurting your masculinity"

Grandpa: (completely out of the blue) "I hate bachelors, they don't know what life is like"

Everyone at various times: " Oh oh, now I have to tell this story"