Several days ago I received a package from my brother and his wife containing a plastic bag full of Campbell's soup labels, and a large paperclip with two small keys on it. I don't know what this means.

My hair is long enough to put in a ponytail.

I'm wearing sunglasses right now.

When I tell people that our phone came out of a submarine, they usually believe me.

I can see seven cigarette lighters from my desk chair. That's one lighter for every 1.7142857142857142857152857142857... cigarettes I have.

What kind of candy should I get to re-fill my gumball machine?