Eavesdropping's never been so hard:

he: I’m really sorry...that this is not an apology
she: I don't want one anyway, there's nothing you could say...
h: ...wanna get ice cream?
s: yeah
h: ok
s: but not that crappy melty stuff

(very long pause)

h: ...were you really that mad?
s: no, I had a napkin