My Cousin's 3-month-old is named Dylan.

I've never done any "creative writing" for a class before. That's why I'm so bad at it. Mark Helprin is teaching a two week class thingy next semester. There are 14 kids that want to take it. There's only room for 12. Therefore, we all must write a ten to twelve page short story by Dec. 3rd. I'm working on it, but it's kinda hard. I hate deadlines. Maybe I'll just buy off/beat up two of the kids I like the least. Oh, I'm going here tonight.