Stupid

Two little children sitting on a couch, wearing little dress-up clothes, four feet dangling, and looking at brochures for gravestones when the girl asked the boy:


girl: Do you know what the biggest bridge in life is?

boy: Um, you mean like the longest bridge?

g: Um...yeah.

b: Mackinaw. It's like five miles.

g: Nope.

b: Uh-Huh.

g: Nu-Uh.

b: Uh-Huh.

g: Nu-Uh.

b: Then what is?

g: The bridge of love from us all the way up to Jesus.

b: That's stupid.


Then the boy walked away, and the girl looked confused.