Saturday, December 17, 2005

Goodbye

ok, our internet is shutting off. I am going home, kinda. You know the drill: little if any posting the next month or so. I'll be back in town the 12th-ish.

Yesterday, I bought a ton (more like thirty pounds) of books for five dollars. The one I'm most excited about is The Stories of John Cheever.

And... a picture for you to ponder...the person that comes up with the best (entirely subjectively judged by me) explanation for this picture wins (something).

Btw



walmart sells these for $3.77. It's called a "Measu-funnel." We call it a "Measu-up-funnel."

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

No mas mamas mucho

1. 30 page paper 10 more pages 6 more pages on American Gothic
2. 10 page paper on D.H. Lawrence
3. 5 page introduction to critical essays on Mark Twain's The American Claimant
4. 10 page paper applying several genres of literary theory to Henry Roth's Call it Sleep
5. 75 min. in class presentation on (4.)
6. 20 min. in class presentation on The Wonderful Wizard of Oz and the uncanny ridiculousness of the sublime
7. Eng 404 exam
8. Eng 340 exam
9. Eng 370 exam
10. Eng 402 exam
11. Party like it's 1999 a million minus one your mom's birthday.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Some book reviews from Amazon.com

Slaughterhouse-Five (1969)

Author: Kurt Vonnegut

“In the novel, they often speak of a planet called Tralfamadore, where he was displayed in a zoo with a former movie star by the name of Montana Wildhack. I thought that the very concept of a man who was kidnapped by aliens was truly unbelievable and a tad ludicrous. I did not find the idea of aliens kidnapping a human and putting them in a zoo very plausible. While some of the Tralfamadorians’ concept of death and living in a moment would be comforting for a war veteran, I found it relatively odd. I do not believe that an alien can kidnap someone and house them in a zoo for years at a time, while it is only a microsecond on earth. I also do not believe that a person has seven parents.”


The Sound and the Fury (1929)

Author: William Faulkner

“This book is like an ungrateful girlfriend. You do your best to understand her and get nothing back in return.”


To Kill a Mockingbird (1960)

Author: Harper Lee

“I don’t see why this book is so fabulous. I would give it a zero. I find no point in writing a book about segregation, there’s no way of making it into an enjoyable book. And yes I am totally against segregation.”


Tropic of Cancer (1934)

Author: Henry Miller

“This book is one of the worst books I have ever read. I got to about page 3-4.”


More reviews here.

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Update

1. 30 page paper on American Gothic (about 10 pages to go)
2. 10 page paper on D.H. Lawrence
3. 5 page introduction to critical essays on Mark Twain's The American Claimant
4. 10 page paper applying several genres of literary theory to Henry Roth's Call it Sleep
5. 75 min. in class presentation on (4.)
6. 20 min. in class presentation on The Wonderful Wizard of Oz and the uncanny ridiculousness of the sublime