Thursday, March 23, 2006

I need to know how many of you


would come to a

A) party at my parents house on the farm (2 hrs. away) with beer, a bonfire, and possible square dancing and/or live music

1) on the night of (13th)

2) the night after (14th)

3) one week after (20-21st)
graduation


B) campout down by the river (2 hrs. and 5 min. away) with beer, horseshoes, fireworks, kielbasa, a clothesline, and a waterfall

1) same

2) as

3) above


C) buy luke a drink in town because I'm too lazy to leave for kielbasa

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Hillsdale College is #2

For all of you that go or have gone to Hillsdale College, google "Hillsdale College". The bomb is now steadily number two. I haven't given up hope. We can do it. One more round guys. One more round.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Wow

click

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

change

While it is ridiculous to think that you can change a person into what you want them to be, it is much more ridiculous to think that they will never change.


Sunday, March 05, 2006

Stupid

Two little children sitting on a couch, wearing little dress-up clothes, four feet dangling, and looking at brochures for gravestones when the girl asked the boy:


girl: Do you know what the biggest bridge in life is?

boy: Um, you mean like the longest bridge?

g: Um...yeah.

b: Mackinaw. It's like five miles.

g: Nope.

b: Uh-Huh.

g: Nu-Uh.

b: Uh-Huh.

g: Nu-Uh.

b: Then what is?

g: The bridge of love from us all the way up to Jesus.

b: That's stupid.


Then the boy walked away, and the girl looked confused.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

I love google searching adverbs just to see what the first link is.

counterintuitively

again

Working 70 hrs. a week solely for money is a great way to save, but it's a poor way to live.